Smešna strana imigracije

[wingreen]

Odlicni su!

[kolja]

xexexexexexe i totalno politicly corect

[Macedonia Ohrid]

Jazicne lapsuse iz celog sveta (iz Balkana naravno nema)

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

At a Budapest zoo
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

[xeg]

Evo isecka teme sa ImmigrationPortal-a koju u celini mozete videti ovde

Prvobitno poslao korisnik TKFOO84

What's the guesstimate of when my interview would be? My case number is 2009AS00023xxx? Do i have a good chance? or very bad chance?

Thanks

Prvobitno poslao korisnik darkhorse

Can't sat anything now, the first bulletin for FY 2009 will tell us a lot.

Prvobitno poslao korisnik TKFOO84

When to check the FY?

Prvobitno poslao korisnik TKFOO84

Besides when and where to check FY?

Prvobitno poslao korisnik darkhorse

FY means Fiscal Year.

Prvobitno poslao korisnik TKFOO84

Can i ask where to check the Fiscal Year website? Thanks!

[Veronika]

Svasta .

[Olivera]

Stari arap zivi vec vise od 40 godina u Cikagu.
Rado bi zasadio krumpir u svom vrtu, no star je vec i nema vise snage za
takav posao.
Ima sina koji studira u Parizu tako da mu je poslao e-mail.
"Dragi Ahmede, jako sam zalostan sto ne mogu zasaditi krumpir u mom
vrtu. Siguran sam, da si ovdje, sigurno bi mi pomogao.
Puno te voli tvoj tata"

Ubrzo je starac dobio e-mail slijedeceg sadrzaja:
"Dragi tata, ni u kom slucaju ne kopaj po vrtu.
Tamo sam, naime, "ono" sakrio.
Puno te voli, tvoj Ahmed"

Nije proslo niti 10 sekundi, sjatila se americka vojska, marinci,
FBI i CIA u kucu starog arapa.
Prekopali su cijeli vrt, svaki milimetar, no nisu nista nasli.

Istog dana, dobije starac jos jedan mail od sina:
"Dragi tata, sigurno je tvoj vrt vec temeljito prekopan, tako da sada
mozes zasaditi krompir.
Nazalost, vise od toga nisam odavde mogao ucitini.
Voli te tvoj Ahmed."

[Macedonia Ohrid]

What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!


What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

[chicagopn]

evo jednog povratnika pogledajte:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLNgZ8380U

[Zana]

O Boze! Ne znas ko je ovde "recitiji' da li novinar da li Mile/Sveta... Potresno!

[dreamerns]

O boze....kakav lik. Gde ovog iskopase, majko mila... E takvi u NS dospeju na televiziju...